Jacksons Version Of the Boy Who Cried Wolf

So we're driving home from church last night. and Jackson goes, "Deer!"
Mom hits the breaks. "Where?"
Jack giggles, "Just kidding."
Mom: "Jack, don't say theres a deer when theres not."
John: "Yeah, you'll be like the boy who cried wolf."
Jack: "Yeah, well I've got my own version of that. Heres what really happened....when the boy cried 'wolf! wolf! wolf!' and nobody came...he took out his TWELVE GAUGE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THE WOLFS HEAD OFF!!!!! HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Silence.
Jack: "And this is why we need to protect the second ammendment."
More Silence.

"I think I should make a commercial about that."