Megan made a pie today, and set it out to cool
Upon the porch, then went inside, to help the boys with school
She'd only made a few before and still she had her doubts
If anyone would like it, but she saw when she came out
She shouldn't have worried, for there on the tray
A chipmunk was starting to feast
She screamed for John, he grabbed the gun,
May Chucky rest in peace.